Thursday
Feb282013
Worst mom EVER
Do you see this:
This is a photo of little tiny scratches of blood from my infant son's little tiny fingers. Yes, I cut his nails and made him bleed = worst mom ever. But fuck, is it hard to cut those little buggers. He's like one of those Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men.
Then I remembered that his head was stuck in my vagina for 5 hours and I don't feel so bad. Payback's a bitch, Bubs!
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