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Thursday
Jun132013

Don't read this

For real, holy shit.  My son is now 8 months old, probably 22lbs, 30 inches or so.  He just took a shit that is AT LEAST 1/3 of his height.  Side note - do babies have height before they can stand? It was fucking gigantic and I am kind of fascinated by it.  As well as disgusted.  But mostly fascinated.  And mega impressed.

Yes, of course I will show you a photo!

Infant turd in an infant diaper, not adult turd in an adult diaperI KNOW!! I mean, that is ONE turd.  One.  One individual, mega, mo' fo' TURD.  It puts the urd in turd. 

Now you understand why I absolutely had to write this post.  It is that impressive and huge and worth discussing and sharing and mortifiying my son over.  And... it wasn't some traumatic release.  Just the normal grunting, squished-side-face, TCBing, feeling satisfied, life is good, let's eat again bowel movement. 

How does this even happen?  Any biologists out there who explain the science behind this?  Should I be calling a doctor?  Or Guiness Book of World Records?  Only one thing I can say, really...  That's my boy!

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Reader Comments (8)

Bahahaha!! I think I need to show this to my mom, who may or may not be amazed by this (after 4 kids, I'm not sure what impresses her anymore). What size diaper is that?!
June 14, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterCourtney
Courtney, it's a size 3 diaper but a size 10 poop.
June 14, 2013 | Registered CommenterKatie Miota
Wow....my son is 7 months old and nothing like that has come out of him yet...I feel like maybe we should start potty training tomorrow!
June 15, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterKathy
I'm scared. Holy shit! No pun intended.
I like to change dirty diapers I want to play with
March 8, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterwes
I want play with the poopy diaper. I like it when kids poop in their pantsa
March 10, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterwe
my gosh is fucking huge i want to wear that diaper and feel the turd between mi ass
January 28, 2017 | Unregistered Commenterme

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