Christmas tree delay

This is a rebuttal to If you had a beard, I'd pull it

What was the super good reason that we had to wait yet another week to get the Christmas tree??

Yeah... I was mega hungover.  My bestie had a holiday party (aka my first night out for drinks since I got knocked up) and wellll... I rocked it.  Don't get me wrong, I was the life of the party (per usual) but then I was a pile of shit wife and mother.