Billy Crystal's hotness

I'm calling this rebuttal on myself as the nerd I have always been.  When I was young, I spent a lot of time with my dear cousins (mentioned several times on this blog).  One game Bug and I played a lot was... well I don't know what to call it.  House?  Grown-ups?  Basically, it was pretend.  We were adults and cool and had jobs and celebrity boyfriends.  When we first began this game, she called Tom Cruise as her celebrity boyfriend.  Mmm mmm H-O-T-T hot!

Cruisin'Well, this was 1991 and I had just seen the movie City Slickers.  So my obvious choice for celebrity boyfriend H-O-T-T hotness was cleary... Billy Crystal?! 

Yeah, not so muchJenny called an audible and refused to let him be my pretend boyfriend.  I believe her exact words were: "He's, like, 40."  Good call, Jenny.  She's always had my back.  I ended up going with the apporoved hottie, Patrick Swayze.

Get me outta this corner, Johnny!Pat and Tom were forever ours.

PS. Jenny, doesn't Billy Crystal look like a certain ex-boyfriend of mine whose birth certificate you were accused of stealing?! The laws of attraction, man, you can't fight 'em.